Alex

A guy that simps over girls that plays video games. Doesn't listen to teammate callouts and says he's got this.

Teammate: To your right
Alex: I got this.

*Looks left and dies*

Alex: Ayo can I get your snap?
Girl: If you can out dps me in damage.

by sadfacesimp September 8, 2020

Alex

The only thing that's godly about him is his dick. The rest of him is pretty shit, really.

"That guy is so lame."
"Nah, should have seen him at the orgy. He's such an Alex.

by Nikiko October 20, 2018

Alex The Epic

A streamer on YouTube who makes music. Also known as Alex champagne. Works at Chili's. Makes music. Clearly a femboy.

Alex The Epic is a femboy

by gleebusmcglorp November 3, 2025

alex

Alex is a huge dick and nobody likes him, he is also the biggest retard in the world and does the most random things that make him look like a retard. His weakness is his shins so if he ever irritates you, kick him there. He's most likely adopted and/or a mistake and the rest of his family are all ginger cunts who disowned him. Please, for your own sanity, don't befriend him and try to stay as far as you can away from him. He also is a virgin and all of the woman he tried to fuck told me that his dick is too small to go in anywhere!

Guy 1: Who is that retard over there?
Guy 2: His name is Alex and he's a fucking retard

by faaaakkkkkbbooooiiiiiiiiiii February 12, 2019

Pulling an Alex

Dislocating your shoulder in a mild crash

I dislocated my shoulder by pulling an Alex

by Kbr3187 July 7, 2017

Alex Gugu

The Alex Gugu is a ancient being found mostly in the precendanary period. They are extremely stupid and easy to trick. One of the ways to identify one is if they can’t reconsider sarcastic comments and are extremely slow and can never understand stuff after explaining it to them. They look exactly like a normal person but are very stupid

The Alex Gugu is extremely stupid

by Saucybagel64 October 18, 2022

alex g

philadelphian musician and professional sillyguy

his albums consist of race (2010) , rules (2012) , trick (2012) , DSU (2014) , beach music (2015) , rocket (2017) , house of sugar (2019) , and god save the animals (2022)

he also wrote the music used for the 2021 movie "we're all going to the world's fair"

his most famous songs , though , are primarily unreleased :( guys please stop stealing his music to put it on spotify :( someone made 200k+ last year on his unreleased tracks :( guys

lucky: have you ever heard of alex g :D
emerson: oh, yeah! what's your favorite song by him? mine is TV
lucky: cool!! mine is poison root

by shampoo_bitch January 30, 2024