a fat bitch ass nigga pulls no bitches jealous as fuck never stops eating dick
jealous for a girl that will never like him
jealous for a girl that will never like him
by alexander small peepee December 17, 2019

A sexy little swine, a grandpa, probably doesn't know how to use a phone, singer of the best band in the world. He's also British.
by firesidemybeloved January 29, 2024

the cutest and hottest guy ever. Alex is outgoing, too funny that makes u laugh ur ass off, he’s has a smile that makes u have butterflies in your stomach, especially those dimples. he also is amazing at football and basketball. he often does that flicking hair thing which IS SO fucking hot. he’s also knows how to get girls.
by CutieTomato May 13, 2024

A big black gorrila or nigger who likes to eat bananas and suck the absilute shit out of all tubes including vapes
He is a natural Alex
by patkaeater April 14, 2024

Alex Emson... A bright and warm person, the funniest of a kind and never seen sad. His personality is so bright and luminous and he is forever unique, his uniqueness, makes him the greatest of all because being the same is what everyone should be running from on a good day you'll never leave him unhappy or sad because his happiness is contagious and his smile is one of a kind and is the most greatest and heartfelt thing I've ever seen. Alex is so brave and resilient
I'm so glad he is my bestfriend because I could not ask for a better person in my life.
I'm so glad he is my bestfriend because I could not ask for a better person in my life.
by Lilley Love July 11, 2020
