cheese monkey

a person who sucks cock and likes the taste, thus being a cheese monkey due to the addiction to nob cheese, also see cheesey gums.

That daedo over there is a regualar cheese monkey.

by undercurent April 8, 2003

cheese whiz

A rare medical disorder whereby n00bs at sex ejaculate and urinate at the same time, generally all over their fat partner's face. This medical condition was the inspiration behind the commercially successful condiment known as Cheez Whiz.

when BIlly Bob was done, Juanita had cheese whiz all down her hairy asscrack

"yo deaggg, after she finished rocking my cock i chezzed whizz all in her eyeballz"

by Jerry Slice October 30, 2007

frumunda cheese

the clammy, mostly smelly lint balls that collect under the males genitalia on a hot day especially when whearin cotton boxer shorts

hey dude here have some frumunda cheese

by jafu April 13, 2006

Cheese Grater

A sexual act which is performed in the classic doggy style position or any variation of, where the woman has an unusual amount of back acne. When the male is about to cum he pulls out a cheese grater or apple peeler and tries to remove as much back acne as possible before ejaculation with said instrument before the girl runs away. Extra points awarded if the woman has a humpback

"Kim's back is bleeding really badly because she got a cheese grater last night"

by UberNoCrono May 27, 2008

Bra Cheese

Bra Cheese means Brotherly Friend
Originating in Oregon

Person 1: Whats up Bra Cheese
Person 1's close friend: Whats crackin'?

by El G-Funk February 15, 2005

dick cheese

the ending product of when a person takes a cheese grader to the tip of a penis and scrapes bits of penis off.

A cheese graded dick....

the man was so disapointed with the performance of his penis that he -dick cheesed- him self.

(graded his dick)

by Mr. Dick scientist of Cheese2 May 5, 2009

cheese tits

the result of a waitress using arm service to deliver food to a table and her boobs coming in contact with any cheese or sauce which is highly visible

Jane said, "Eewww, we got the dirty waitress!" Dick said, "Look, she has cheese tits!"

by Correen December 18, 2008