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Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater

Also known as MGS 3 and Metal Gear Solid 3. The best video game ever created by human hands. Best game on the PlayStation 2 and of all time hands down.
Dumb-ass Kid who has never played it: How's that MGS game?
Smart Kid who reserved the game and beat it: Fuckin AWESOME!!!! THE BEST DAMN GAME EVER MADE!!! THIS GAME KICKS SPLINTER CELL'S SCRAWNY ASS BACK TO VIDEO GAME HELL!!!
Dumb-ass Kid: What?! No! Splinter Cell is the best!
Smart Kid: Fuckin DUMBASS!! You play as a 58 year old faggat in that game!! Dumbass Bitch! MGS 3 is the best game ever!
Dumb-ass kid: Wha? Sorry, people (besides one or two) who are stoned all the time play Splinter Cell and have sex with their same sex.
Smart Kid: Oh. I'll just slowly walk away...
by Marylin Manson February 25, 2005
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A home video, originally posted on Youtube, of a little girl reviewing the plot of "Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope" at the kitchen table in the way only a 3 year old can. She is very articulate for a child her age - despite the fact that her sypnosis ends at Princess Leia's planet getting "blowed up". The video has been parodied numerous times, and has recieved several Youtube comments accusing the filmmaker of "working the kid too hard" in order to produce the film.
"... but don't talk back to Darth Vader or he'll get you!" - little girl in "Star Wars according to a 3 year old"
by Mrs. Rachael Mercury October 18, 2008
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National 3 Hole Qualification Day

Celebrated on April 14th, two months after Valentine's Day and one month after Steak and BJ Day, this is a holiday for both men and sexy, adventurous women!
Joe: "Hey it's April 14th! I'm going to head home to celebrate National 3 Hole Qualification Day!"

John: "You lucky fucker. Guess I'll head to B-Dubs then head home and rub one out..."
by MPS208 March 27, 2023
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p()()n!$ 3@737

1. p00nis eater.
2. p00nis is the lee7 word for poonis.
3. p00ntangclaN!
whoa i totally dig that p()()n!$ 3@737!!!! 11!!1

fo sho i'd tap daT p()()n!$ 3@737!
by melissa February 26, 2005
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1 step forwards, 3 steps back

1. A very bad situation
2. The song by Olivia Rodrigo
1. Dude that situation was 1 step forwards, 3 steps back
2. Have you heard the song "1 step forwards, 3 steps back"?
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Sep 3 national blueberry popsicle day

We’re everyone one needs to eat just blueberry popsicles or else you’ll be sentence to death so have fun .
by Kaiden Paul Shawyer hi Elias September 2, 2021
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1-2-3-4 Study Technique

1. Drink an energy drink, preferably something strong like NOS
2. Look through your notes as fast as you can, regardless of if you can actually read it or understand it.
3. Bust a Nut (tm).
4. Take a nap.

Repeat steps 3 and 4 as necessary.

Also known as the 3-4-3
"Have you heard of the 1-2-3-4 Study Technique?"
"Yeah dude, in fact, I'm going to do a 3-4-3 right now before my chemistry test!"
"Awesome!"
by Erik Ward October 3, 2007
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