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Off your cunt

Similar to off your nut, but reserved for extreme cases in which the person has almost no control of themselves anymore - usually due to high drug consumption.
"Dan how much have you sniffed tonight? You're completely off your cunt"

"I'm not surprised you don't remember last night, you were completely off your cunt"
by ZzScotty January 18, 2019
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your dad lesbian

6th graders favorite comeback, its WAY WORSE than "your mom gay" like if you say it, the person you saying it too dies, like DAYYUM
bob: hey Steve, your dad lesbian.

steve: *dies instantly*
by qqDad January 26, 2019
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Chumming your kori

New England Gypsy/Romany slang for jerking off
Where the hell were you? Chumming your kori?
by ajc929me September 18, 2018
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Your barber is showing

When your hair cut looks bad.

You need a shape-up.
Your barber gave you a bad haircut.
Get a new haircut.
Your hair looks like shit.
Evelinda: Hey Louis, your barber is showing.
Louis: No its not. I just didn't do my hair today...
by Sarcassm June 30, 2019
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Zoink your noodle

To take someone's virginity.
"I want to zoink your noodle tonight"
"Did you see that girl? I would so zoink her noodle."
by Dwigt July 9, 2019
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Your dad’s sneeze

The loudest sound in the universe
I can’t hear anything because of your dad’s sneeze
by spectre729 July 30, 2019
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yeeting your meat

The action of one taking an axe or a sledgehammer and beating their schlong as hard as possible. It often makes even gay men moan in horniness. When you "yeet your meat" you beat it down with a sledgehammer or an axe. One often "yeets their meet" when their parents are not home and they are on incognito mode.
yeeting your meat: Johny was yeeting his meet on Saturday while his parents were not home. He moaned so loud he got the fish in the nearby lake so horny that they started to asexually reproduce, making for some extremely strange mutations in their offspring.
by Long w e e n boi November 8, 2019
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