Two shakes

A quick hand job using both hands.

Went up to her bedroom for two shakes before heading to the party.

by Leaf on the Wind September 10, 2021

《¤》Angel 《¤》Jose《¤》 Robles《¤》 Is 《¤》Thing《¤》 One《¤》 And 《¤》Todd《¤》 Aaron 《¤》Brotze 《¤》Is《¤》 Thing《¤》 Two《¤》

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《¤》Angel 《¤》Jose《¤》 Robles《¤》 Is 《¤》Thing《¤》 One《¤》 And 《¤》Todd《¤》 Aaron 《¤》Brotze 《¤》Is《¤》 Thing《¤》 Two《¤》

by SuelTameOresuTeMato February 23, 2025

two shits to a candlestick

to not know anything about anything

to "not hold two shits to a candlestick" is to think you know something but really know nothing

Dan: did you hear caleb's thoughts on obama care?
Emma: yeah, but the tool can't hold two shits to a candlestick when it comes to the goverment

by secretpumpkinking May 2, 2014

Two door squat

opening both the front and back doors on your vehicle in order to "do your business" on the side of the road. Used to keep passing cars from seeing your exposed state.

Well now it was a long trip and I didn't wanna pull off the highway so I did a two door squat right off mile marker 234.

by dumptruckunclesam August 30, 2021

two man

A two man is Dom, Mackaylie, Jacob and Mackalya.

Its just a two man

by urmanisminebitch December 5, 2023

I Love YOu Two THough Two You Love II Love YOu Two Door THrough Two You Love I

I Love YOu Two THough Two You Love II Love YOu Two Door THrough Two You Love I

I Love YOu Two THough Two You Love II Love YOu Two Door THrough Two You Love I

by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 24, 2025

two shoulders

Having “two shoulders” about something means to be conflicted. Having an angel on one shoulder and a devil on the other.

“She called me about getting back together, but I’ve got two shoulders about it.”

by Expedition17 March 23, 2024