Hand job ball

A legendry game created in the 6th form common room of The Cherwell School. Founded by Dave C, Tom H, Jamie H and Luke G. A high octane game which involves hitting a ball of rolled up paper coated in Surridge Selotape, the aim is to keep it above ground level is the main goal. There are many foul plays such as Sharky (el sharkó) however these can be solved by a GaY Off or 2 Men in contention let play. If you lose ur clapped out, if they start clapping, u leave. Each contestant has 3 lives and 3 touches. There are however many other variations. With equally high octane. Past champions have been all creators as well as Rupesh P, Wathanga W, John S. The legendary players are ofcourse Andre the failure and the only succesful female Harriet G.

Hand Job Ball...Life count...touches...play

by H.J.B September 23, 2008

shake the bishop’s hand

It doesn't mean to masturbate, it means to take a piss.

Keep watch for me, I need to shake the bishop's hand.

by Karl Steiger January 31, 2004

Right Hand Bitch

The person at your job whom your boss always relies on/ gives the best projects too, and who usually pretends to be oblivious to this but secretly loves it.

"Man, there's hardly any work to do"
"Yeah, except for Luciel, she just does the bosses bidding for him all day"
"Yeah, that's because she's his right hand bitch"

by Edinburghssuiteheart September 7, 2009

Mafia Hand Job

The act of using a carp to pleasure the male sexual equipment. The experience is further heightened by the use of 'dirty talk' such as: "I'm gonna make you sleep wit da fishes" and "Your cock gonna spray like my mamma's dinga-magoo"

Can I have that large carp over there please? I'm going to give my boyfriend a Mafia Hand Job

by Eric the Red December 15, 2004

irish hand grenade

The act of having sex with your own cousin.

Jacob Conklin said "Fuck the cousin rule" and performed an irish hand grenade.

by The_Notorious_Dr_J October 21, 2008

Bosnian Hand Shake

A girl shits in her hand and uses it as lube to give a hand job.

I was so drunk I let her give me a Bosnian Hand Shake and now I can't get rid of the smell.

by K-Noodle December 28, 2007

the kristin hand job

a hand job distributed by females named kristin. the hand job is usually preformed when the said woman falls asleep on a males lap. she will proceed to vigorously tug on your wiener in an erratic motion. the kristin hand job is very dry and will leave your dick extremely sore.

"what happened to you last night"
"well, sadly, i received the kristin hand job"
"didn't you try to stop it"

"yeah, but she was so determined"
"that must of been awful"
"it was so dry, she tore my dick apart"

by getttttmoneyfuckyounigggero April 14, 2010