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Creep Rule

The creep rule is used to make sure sure you don't date someone who is too far below your age. The creep rule is simple. In order to calculate how far below your age you can date you need to use the following method. Take your age, divide it by 2 and then add 7.

Eg. If you are 24 divide your age by 2 (which is 12) then add 7 (which makes 19), If you are 24 then you can date someone who is the minimum age of 19. If you date someone younger than that YOU'RE A CREEP, hence the name "Creep Rule." In order for this formula to work, you must calculate it using the age of the person who is older in the scenario.
Dude, you're 45 and dating a 20 year-old? You're a creep!!!! Creep rule is half-your age + 7. You should date my cousin instead, she's 30.
by Phantom Phobia October 13, 2021
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The Rules

When your friend doesn't get you a birthday presnt or it doesn't come then they have to send you nudes.
"Did your hear that the cologne that Emily got for Sean didn't come yet?"
"Damn well I guess she'll have to send him nudes, that the rules"
by BigMan69420lmao October 16, 2021
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Blue Rule

If it exists, then Twitter will complain about it.
Hey man don’t tweet about food, remember the Blue Rule.
by Yes Yesington July 23, 2021
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rule 4

a reminder that we do not like to look at sex toys particularly those featuring characters from despicable me I, II, or III, or any knock off, please euthanize me
hey uh wanna see this minion themed...

RULE 4.
by barandgrille July 24, 2021
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Ruled by Venus

Someone that dictates their decisions based on appearances and sex appeal. Someone can become involved with someone based off their outter appearance/seduction.

Someone who only things about sex and what looks good in the physical. Things like physical attributes, physical features, new things , branding, visuals, luxury, and fetish.
That man is ruled by Venus, he will smash anything walking with a pretty face.

That girl slept with that guy because he looked like he had money. She definitely ruled by Venus.
by Monie9445 July 25, 2021
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Christian's 4-2 Rule

A debate rule which goes as follows:
At the average 6 round tournament, you should expect to lose two rounds. One of these rounds will be against a team that kicks the shit out of you, and the other will be a slip up. The four other rounds are won.
Wayzata: Christian's 4-2 Rule holds true once again at the NDF tournament
Vaskez: told you!
by ccans July 26, 2021
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Rule 34

The accumulation of sexual images of fictional characters, mostly furry porn, with a dark and twisted temptation, this vat of literal and figurative shit are enough to break a man with a will of vibranium
James: “Have you ever wanted foot fetish and scat in the same image?”

Dave: “No what kind of psychopa-“

Jacob: “Then Rule 34 is for you”

Dave: “How did you even get in my house???”

Jason: *puts his finger up to Dave’s mouth and shoves it in* “shush now” *forces him to look at said pornographic content*

Dave tries to scream, but it’s too late, he’s too far gone now
by Duckish July 26, 2021
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