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Park Hillish

When authorities dont have anything to do so they nit-pick about small things to feel like they're important
(i.e. school ID's, Parking Spots, Dress Code)
Also to give school security a sense of somewhat meaning
Wayne: Hey Johnny wheres your school ID?
Johnny: I don't have it, sorry wayne
Wayne: Sorry, Johnny I'm going to write you up now
Johnny: If you know my name doesn't it defeat the purpose of a school ID?
Wayne: Yes, actually it does, but the school pays me tens of thousands of dollars a year to basically sit on my ass and do nothing, so now I actually have to do something
Johnny: Wow, Wayne thats really Park Hillish of you
by A Giant Black Man May 17, 2010
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a parking ticket

a Roman Catholic family in a mainly WASP (White Anglo Saxon Protestant) neighborhood comes home from church to find the words "alieni ite domum" (latin phrase meaning strangers go home/strangers are not welcome" scratched into their front door. the father, upon seeing this, says: ah those Confederists again. What a parking ticket. I guess we'll just have to repair the damage, maybe even repaint the door.
by Sexydimma May 25, 2012
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Maddie Parks

The biggest slut alive. If you’re trying to get your body count up give her a call, doesn’t matter if has a boyfriend or not she will still fuck you
Aiden “I’m got 12 bodies and I want to have more than Chad before the New Year…”

Nate “Oh, but up Maddie Parks, she loves cheating on her boyfriend and riding tiny ducks!”
by LTR23232323 November 16, 2021
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Grant park

A small town in illinois that’s barely a town, filled with mid whores and fat hicks that act like women. There’s not even a McDonald’s and the center of the townspeoples life is their beloved loves truck stop
Person 1: hey what should we do tonight

Person 2: well there’s not much to do in grant park so let’s sit in the loves parking lot and rev our trucks till our small penises are compensated for
by Assholecheddar June 11, 2022
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Park City Alarm Clock

Waking up in a luxury ski chalet to a local attempting to penetrate the wrong hole.
Sara’s one night stand woke her up with a park city alarm clock
by Craig Shebesta April 26, 2025
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Parked

When something is boring, uninteresting, or uneventful.
Man, Mr. Johnson's class was so parked today
by whybrr April 12, 2024
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Dirty parks

When you have a sword fight with a trans Asian in the woods only to be caught by a gay park ranger who you end up going home with.
I was part of a dirty parks move the other day, started with my Asian friend and ended with my new gay lover!
by Dirty dirk digler May 2, 2024
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