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House Inviter

Someone who gives the pretence of being sociable like "yeah I'm up for meeting up, come over to my place and I'll order some drinks/food in here, can chill" but in reality are too fucking lazy to go to the pub/bar/club/restaurant.

They put forward the pretence of hospitality and sociable behaviour but it's just because they are lazy as shit.
ME: "yo, we still down for meeting up? can head to the The Prince and watch the football?"

House Inviter: "could do, could do, or you could come over here to watch it? I've got some beers and we can order some food in. Way more chill."
by SP180 December 17, 2021
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parliament house

me : im going to parliament house
my friend: the gay club by pine hills
me: ...... yeah
my friend: ew
by yanlatex January 15, 2016
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Custom House

Area in E16 which is crazy coz a random serial killer lived here and he chopped up dead bodies and placed em in a freezer (E16s just bad in general)
Jason: Ayo bro you ever moving Custom House
Mason: Nah bro, unless I'm signing up to get chopped up into pieces and placed in a freezer by a serial killer, I'm never moving Custom House
by yournansasocialreject102 January 31, 2022
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House Beautiful

an interior decorating magazine that focuses on decorating and the domestic arts. First published in 1896,2 it is currently published by the Hearst Corporation
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by Wendysfg May 9, 2023
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Affordable housing

Theres not actually a lack of affordable housing (at least not in the South), or affordable housing being built, theres skyrocketing housing costs in what were once affordable houses. When growth is slow and steady (rather than skyrocketing and out of control), housing remains closer to affordable. Theres already been one real estate bubble that burst in recent history, the same people behind the bubble are the ones talking about a lack of affordable housing. People move to the South because its affordable, where the cost of living was high on the West Coast or up North.
When housing costs aren't skyrocketing, more pople can afford them, thus there is not a shortage of affordable housing. It's as simple as the dollar signs the people playing the real estate market envision to understand.
by Solid Mantis September 3, 2020
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House Gecko

A house gecko is a light-hearted, fun seeking floozy, having sex with one partner with already seeking the next one.
Forget about her, dude. She's fine, but she's a house gecko.
by ShyAaaaaaaaa May 8, 2021
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gorilla's house

"Man, look at that mansion! That's a gorilla's house, if I've ever seen one!"
by chickenhouse January 9, 2010
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