maintenance blow job

Wife does this to perk her husband up enough to get his attention and in return is able to get real conversation from to fulfill her needy desires.

I gotta give my hubby a maintenance blow job tonight go that i can get him to talk to me about the farm table i want him to build me.

by #LovesToTalkToHubby December 14, 2014

Jamaican Paint job

When a guy cums into a glass of a mixture of Tomato Sauce and Mustard then forcing the chick to drink it and puke back in to the same glass, re drink it and spray it all over herself.

" Time for a Jamaican Paint Job "

by Wizrdlys February 6, 2015

Wall-E Job

The sexual act of sticking your penis into Wall-e's trash cumbuster and consistently thrusting. The man must do so until his penis is chopped off and formed into a trash cube by Wall-E

After the man saw the movie Wall-E he became so aroused thst he attempted the Wall-E Job

by The Creator of Jobs December 1, 2016

Flaccid Knob Job

A Flaccid Knob Job is a blow job that starts with a flaccid or soft penis

Last night Cindy gave me a Flaccid Knob Job and I swear it was better than sex.

by White Lives Matter January 20, 2016

Blow job angle

When a guy takes a selfie down low at the level a head would be for a blow job. Commonly used on hook-up and dating sites.

Jeremy, hold the camera up high for a good picture without double chin, not at blow job angle!

by Feetsoup October 24, 2018

Sloppy pie job

A sloppy pie job is when you stuff someone's ass with pie, and then fuck it, and then come in that person's mouth as they eat the pie off your dick

Oh baby I wanna give you a sloppy pie job

by 55667432 November 6, 2018

C&P Job

A way of saying that someone has copied and pasted a slab of information, disregarding the concept of plagiarism

"Look how much information is on that slide"
"Yeah, but I reckon he's done a bit of a C&P Job"

by casa8203 August 16, 2018