Michael Fastbastard

Michael Fassbender's alter-ego.

Michael: I prefer the real me.

Michael: Perfection.

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"The Michael Fastbastard experience"

by JimGordon November 04, 2020

Finnbarr michael

Absolute chad ultimate mega chad. The coolest person ever he is my favorite person.

Finnbarr Michael is a chad

by Majestic goat April 22, 2022

Slick Michael special

The Slick Michael special is when you finger both the butthole and vagina at the same time using one hand. This was first seen with Michael “Slick Rick” of El Dorado Hills.

1: Yo did you give that bitch the Slick Michael special?

2: Fuck yeah. Licked ma fingers clean too.

by kstom February 06, 2024

Michael, tremendous man

The best press secretary the world has ever had. He is tremendous and outstanding. He has since been promoted to judge, however he is mad as he has lost his salary! lol

He is a michael, tremendous man type of person. Simply tremendous.

by Unknown physicist February 19, 2021

Michael crawshaw

A large individual who takes interest in the youth

Look it’s michael crawshaw RUNN!!

by 5 minute early pass January 23, 2024

michael salami

Michael Salami. the most handsome and most beautiful man you’ll ever see. He is so tall with curly hair and it’s so amazing. Having a michael salami in ur life is js amazing 😻😻😻

Look at Michael Salami. He’s so fine.

by Ashley Yepez May 25, 2023

dancing Michael Robot

Dancing Michael Robot is when you lose your sanity after not having a successful orgasm in a while. The term itself derives from the "dance Michael Robot" lyric from Getter Jaani's song "Dance Michael".

Alizée: What has gotten into Rainer? He's been acting so irrational for the past week!
Zazie: He's dancing Michael Robot. He'll recover some time later. He just needs to get the right feeling.

by MissSaikou October 14, 2021