Michael

The introverted teen reading this right now

Guy: Man! Who is that who never talks?
Guy 2: Thats Michael, for sure.

by cheems1 March 7, 2022

Michael Han-downer

A frustrated male version of a Debbie-Downer who complains about everything during an awesome trip.

Why are you so grumpy that we have to drive to North Carolina? Stop being a Michael Han-Downer.

by Jbhomie October 28, 2020

Michael

(n) Rachel's lover

Michael was destined for Rachel.

by counselor1234 May 5, 2021

Michael Ray

Michael is someone that the second you talk to him, you cannot get your mind to think about anything else. He makes you smile, cry, and even mad.He's ugly but you fall in love with him, he acts like he doesn't care for others but inside he really does, he acts tough, but is soft on the inside. No he won't like you back, but you still think about him and him smiling. He is addicted to juuling. You will always know Michael as your first love, he's a sweet boy but just doesn't quite show it.

Girl: IM IN LOVE WITH MICHAEL RAY
girl2: he likes someone else
Girl: oh

by lotionluver November 18, 2019

Michael Moment

An instance when someone acts as if they are superior to others or much cooler than they actually are but in reality they’re a massive geed.

“Bro I am totally super cool with women, all the AXO girls at the last party wanted me to go home with them” - Michael
“No bro, they were roasting you” - Everyone
“That’s a major Michael Moment” -Carson

by bubblebuttbilly March 12, 2022

I am the big bear who killed Michael Hitchcock, call me "Messenger Add Oak".

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I am the big bear who killed Michael Hitchcock, call me "Messenger Add Oak".

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 22, 2025

michael porter

The single definition of a walking bucket

Did you see michael Porter wave the student section goodbye?

by Dirty oger March 12, 2022