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Every mornin at the mine, you'd see him arrive. He stood 6 foot 6 and weighed 245. Kinda broad at his shoulder and narrow at the hip, and everyone knew you didn't give no lip to big John.
Big John, big John, big bad John.
Big John, big John, big bad John.
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