Luna’s Law

If one possesses the ability to foresee the future, they are granted an unassailable advantage, rendering defeat or loss impossible.

Using Luna’s Law One Should Never Have Doubt.

by Jediruso March 10, 2025

Murphy's Law of shaving

You can wait 'n' wait till clear into mid-May to trim off your itchy bushy Santa-Claus winter beard and you'll have nuthin' but sweltering-skinned moderate-temperature days all along, but if you "break out da Norelco" at any point during dat period, da weather will immediately turn frigid and blustery again, and then you'll have chilly-cheeks syndrome for an entire month!

One good way to minimize da "Murphy's Law of shaving" debacle is to simply wait till da end of March to "mow da lawn" --- dat way, you'll not be so likely to needlessly suffer from extra-warm weather-temps' making your chin and jowls feel like they're inside a blast-furnace, but on da other hand, it will minimize da chances of "freezin' yer face off", too, since there are seldom any significant cold snaps later than three months into da new year.

by QuacksO March 15, 2025

Cole's Law

Thinly sliced cabbage. Specifically coleslaw.

A : "Hey! Have you heard about Cole's law?"
B : "No?"
A : "Thinly sliced cabbage."

by saffron skies. June 3, 2024

Mechanics law

Mechanics Law: Example A. If you want to save ($) "Money" "Cash" "Feria" "Tender not Tinder" or any other form of "Goods for Trade", then you must have plenty of "Time". If you dont have "Time" then you'll need time have plenty of ($) " Money " "Cash" "Feria" " Tender not Tinder" or any other form of acceptable "Goods for Trade" . Example B. In other words the trade of either time or money for the savings of either time or money. Example C. 0:00 > $ < 0:00 or $ > 0:00 < $ . Example D. The most basic if you dont have time you need money if you dont have money youll need time .

Or the greater consumption of one will result in the lesser comsumption or savings of the other.

But warning that this in no way means that idle time pays .

In other words get your ass back to work cuz this shit isn't going to fix its self.

Mechanics Law: when your boss is on your ass because you haven't gotten the job done and the customer is calling and calling to see if there car is ready. But they didn't want to buy the original oem dealer parts cuz they where too expensive. so they had you Mcguire, Jimmy rig , Mickey Mouse the "Chingadera" back together again . But shit went down hill real quick so when your boss says "hey cabron what happend ?". You point a finger at the sign that states Mechanics Law. In the simplest fucking form possible so that they can get it at a glance and SOY " Mechanics law" Boss "what can I say, it's a real thing . Mira no mas este desmadre. Remember when I said I can try. Well I did, now look what you made me do! MARIA SOFIA DE LA CRUS GUITIEREZ SANCHEZ DEL CASTILLO VERDE ! QUE VOY ACER SANTISIMA VIRGENCITA QUE SI ESTE GRINGO NO SE RIE ENTONCES SI QUE VALOI MADRICULA LA COSA.

by P. Alejandro Martinez Jr. BEBO June 15, 2024

Mother-Out-Law

Noun: the Mother of one's ex-husband or ex-wife. Formerly known as Mother-In-Law.
Abbreviated: MOL
Term of endearment: when you kept your ex's Mom in the divorce.
Derogatory: when your ex can't be bothered so they send their Mom.

My Mother-Out-Law picked up the kids for their Father's holiday weekend visitation.

by cuzinoftheotherworld June 17, 2024

Nate's Law

As an online discussion grows longer, the probability of gore or child porn approaches.

person 1: *posts ronnie mcnutt's final moments*
person 2: "yep, nate's law"

by xeralock June 19, 2024

A Law Woke Bar

A sarcastic exclamation highlighting the perceived irony or hypocrisy of advocating for progressive values while ignoring or excusing violent behavior, particularly from extremist groups.

"Did you hear that LGBTQ+ activist defending those Islamic extremists? That's such 'A Law Woke Bar' moment."

by Mitcheroo June 20, 2024