I hate it when a llama named carl stabs me 37 times I’m my chest and eats my hands

Me too bro UGH

by Inni84 November 3, 2023

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National Eat Pussy Day

This wonderful holiday falls in July 1st. This a day to be celebrated by getting ur pussy eaten wonderfully and or eat some pussy wonderfully throughout this day.

Her: Hey bae u know today's National Eat Pussy Day?
Her: Hell yeah. Didn't u hear my call in this morning.

by Naughtyboi June 24, 2022

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he was eating movies all night because his girl cheated on him

by roy the translater January 19, 2019

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National Eat Ass Day

on October 21st is the day you get to eat ass

Prepare to get your ass eaten or eat someone's ass

Yo it's National Eat Ass Day lemme get yo chocolate on my lips

by That One Your Married To October 20, 2020

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Eating mac and cheese straight out of the box

A more colorful and imaginative term for performing oral intercourse on a woman.

Man 1: “Did you eat Martha out last night?”

Man 2: “Yeah man! I was eating mac and cheese straight out of the box!”

by peach_pit April 25, 2025

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A highly attractive sigma male or female, in the top 1%. To be used with the article "a" rather than the article "an."

Atlas: Mom, I'm a eat. I'm a top 1% sigma male.
Atlas's Mom: You really think you're a eat? I conceived you with a eat in a cuckoldry of your dad who still thinks he's your biological father.

by Extremityman November 22, 2024

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