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half dead

What you and yo mamma are gonna be after I open up a can of whoopass on ya!
You fool! I'm gonna whup you and yo mamma half dead!
by IGKYA53 December 9, 2024
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I wish I was dead

Darling, no! Oh god, no no no. Please don't.. I understand your feelings and desire for it but- but this isn't how you end it. You have so much potential. You- You are just.. lucky in your own way, maybe. I don't know you or what kind of life you've had but trust me, I had the same life too. Whether it's because of family issues, personal stuff, work problems, bullying, disability, harassments, whatever it is.. Don't. Even I have problems and I came here to define this term/help you all out. Please don't. You can do this. Even though we may have never met or will never do it. Just remember..

There is a person whose dream life is yours.

There is a person who thinks about you, indirectly.

There is a person who cares.

There is a person who smiles everyday because of you.

There is a person who healed because of you.

I wish to be the same person.

Keep smiling. Keep laughing. And never ever lose your bright joy in the dark tunnel of life and trauma.

Actual Definition: A phrase either told as a joke by people when something bad happens or when they are in a situation or a phrase told by depressed and broken people who cannot take life's burden anymore and just wishes for the end of their existence to wipe away the pain and trauma.
EXAMPLE 1:

(Person 1 spills coffee over her new dress)

Person 1: Oh sh- (sighs) I wish I was dead.

Friends: (snicker) Dudee.. You can't say that-

EXAMPLE 2:
(Person 1 is depressed and alone)

Person 1: I wish I was dead-

Friend: Are you okay? Do you need help?

Person 1: ... yes.. Remember: It's okay to let go and ask for help

Friend: Let's talk. It's gonna be alright..
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dead annoying

someone who is being extremely annoying and you want them to stfu ..
Person 1: *Talking bullshit and talking too much*
Person 2: yooo you dead annoying shutup like damn
by cry7e1g March 19, 2022
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dead

guy(1): is he dead?

guy(2): yup he is dead
by hehe barn February 13, 2020
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Brain Dead

Did you see that dood he’s brain dead
by Nat big homo June 2, 2019
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Dead

1) Another term for 'seriously' used mainly by New Yorkers.
2) We know what the actual term dead means this is urban dictionary shut the fuck up.
"I will dead drop these classes if this bitch assigns us another essay."
by its cool bc im a whore April 29, 2020
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