two cocks of the same foreskin

Two guys whose egos are so huge their cocks share the same foreskin stroking each other's ego until they bust a nut while staring into each other's eyes.

Danny and Richard are two cocks of the same foreskin.

by BDJ1225 July 26, 2024

two bag job

Just in case one falls off

Situation where a person male or female is so ugly , two paper bags are required to cover not only the ugly persons face but your own. Hence two bag job

by Ncc74205 November 16, 2016

Two and a half men

A gay threescore where one member is either very short or a midget.

I was smashed last night. Way too many Jager shots. I woke up next to a midget and a really good looking guy. Two and a half Men. You can find d it on Urban Dictionary. I just never imagined I'd experience one.

by The¥/ May 11, 2023

Two and a half

Having sex with 3 girls but only getting done with two of them

Yesterday I got two and a half with these girls from Ambridge

by cheernation08 September 14, 2015

Two man

A two man is a Dom, Makaylie, Jacob and Mackayla

This is just used as a two man because this is the best of both duos

by urmanisminebitch December 5, 2023

Tommy Two Cents

A guy that no matter how obscure the subject may be always has something to say. Often comments start in the form of a question, then lead to a diatribe on how one can get stronger Abs, or just some other random non associated garbage. Sometimes the person will talk in a whisper and drive everyone insane who is trying to listen, even though nothing that is coming out of that person's food hole is worth listening to. Often these people have names, but are often referred to with just facial expressions.

Hello I am Tommy Two Cents I know about advertising on cow hormones in Africa, which is famous for its ab workouts done in the jungle, similar to how I workout my abs, can you guys hear me? I have a microphone here, but I am not going to use it, because screw you.

by captain fucko May 11, 2018

Cut From Two Different Cloths

Raised in the same era with a different mentality than others not raised the same mostly in a positive way big on loyalty and respect. Stand on business not the same as others leading always !

Omg did you see how they handled that yeah I woulda never did that that’s out of pocket we “CUT FROM TWO DIFFERENT CLOTHS” don’t compare me to them

by Oh yop February 19, 2022