the TJ Baldino

The act of masturbating and trying to ejaculate into your own face.

Steve was masturbating to a video and right when he was about to cum he did "The TJ Baldino" and aimed his cock into his own face and shot his load.

the TJ Baldino by murric October 3, 2007

the treble 

A term derived from a humorous culture of slang used to describe anything referring to the letter 3, pronounced treb-ol not treb-lay as many have mistaken. Often used to describe the act of sculling 3 beers in succession

Mund: did ya see simo neck the treble?
Kang: What a fuckin dago
Cooper: Its treblay
Mund: Fuck up mate

the treble by Da Mund November 4, 2010

up the trumper 

to give someone a length of your schlong up the tradesman's
to penetrate the marmite motorway
to ravage one's choccy starfish

that bird over there is well fit,she'd definately get it up the trumper!

up the trumper by robcarlsberg August 30, 2006

lubin the tube 

jackin off/yankin the crank/grippin the ship/cakin the bacon/

that homo was lubin the tube to a playgirl!

lubin the tube by *M3* March 2, 2009

Punish the toilet 

When someone takes a massive shit or squirts out a lot of diarrea and then clogs the toilet with the amount of toilet paper that they use to wipe their butt afterwards.

*Stan was in Eric's bathroom desperately trying to unclog the toilet after taking a huge dump. *

Eric: "Oh my god man, you didn't have to punish the toilet!!!"

Punish the toilet by Gaylord Olgvin September 11, 2011

giving the time

Have sex

I love giving the time to this bitch

giving the time by thotiana1 January 4, 2014

Pull the trigger

Basically means " time to end this once and for all" and used when a situation is so intense that there's only one thing to do to finish it. Used mostly in a work discussion situation, or a friendship or relationship that you just have to end.

"THAT'S it ... time to pull the trigger on this sham of a relationship. Am getting out of here! "

Pull the trigger by Adam-D May 23, 2016