Birds

the dumbest animal on this god forsaken planet

person 1: I like birds :)
person 2: kill yourself you fat piece of shit no one will ever love you I hope you burn in hell
person 1: :(

by ilovemycup45 May 3, 2022

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bird

an animal or an avian

a bird had the mysterious of laying their eggs and made the most loving *pets* in the world

by nonekopopo February 17, 2023

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venezuelan bird feeder

when a man straddles a woman sticking his dick in her mouth, then reaches back and grabs her feet, and leans forward and throws her feet under his armpits.

Sandy almost gagged last night after eating from my venezuelan bird feeder.

by falcoiii October 15, 2022

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Stepped on a bird's nest

To upset someone

I think I stepped on a bird's nest when I chose to stay home instead of going to see my sister’s dance recital.

by The Rhino Hunter, Edgar April 23, 2024

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Baby bird

When the guy ejaculates into the woman’s vagina then goes down on her and sucks his semen out of her vagina, then proceeds to spit it into her mouth like feeding a baby bird!

My girlfriend got fed like a baby bird last night!

by Kbash January 15, 2021

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