lonesome fart

One who farts freely and wishes there was someone else with them so they could at least be embarrassed.

He was alone and gave a lonesome fart.

by Andrew Briggs January 31, 2004

Status Fart

When you out of no where come up with a status to put on Facebook.

Kerri: ".. and so he was like and she was like, Hey are you even listening to me?!!!"

Jill: "Sorry, I just had a status fart. I need to post this immediantly."

by yaknowwww January 9, 2011

extracurricular fart

A fart that does more than just make noise - often leaving traces on the back wall of ones underwear.

John realized after his shorts got cold that his recent fart was infact an extracurricular fart.

by Dyjital May 9, 2010

taffy fart

noun: see taffyfart.

Taffy fart is synonymous with taffyfart.

by Donald Shimoda April 17, 2008

fart stack

A tower of farts, like piled pancakes or smokestacks. Moreover, someone who's noxious, unbearable, and downright disgusting.

"Your mom is a fart stack."

"Ugh, I laid the most rancid fart stack earlier."

by Narwhal Rider March 2, 2009

Carcase Fart

After performing anal penetration with a (recent) corpse (provided the body is still warm), the carcase releases gas from its bowels.

Justin: Hey Matt, I totally just fucked your mom's body after I killed her!
Matt: Oh yeah?
Justin: Yeah dude it was good. Except she totally carcase farted all over my schlong.
Matt: That's probably from the volcano taco she just ate.

by fgng4vhyukgbv January 5, 2009

Digital Fart

When voice data backs up and suddenly releases and it sounds like chickmunks singing or you get five minutes of chat in a couple seconds of time.

I forgot the flash video was open in a different tab/window and it showed everything from when it was first lost on my desktop. Like a 5 minute speech in 3 seconds resulting in a Digital Fart.

by Santadude October 20, 2008