Croc of Shit

Australian insult for something fake, vulgar or generally bullshit. Must be said in an Australian accent, usually pronounced "Croc o Shit" or "Croc a Shit". See Miley Cyrus.

Steve: Did you see Miley Cyrus' latest video?
Sheila: Yeah. What a Croc of Shit.

Brenda: Did you hear Mike went surfing with Elvis Presley's ghost the other day?
Sheila: Yeah. The whole story's a Croc of Shit to me.

by EdSwag203 November 9, 2013

Shit Whistle

Any type of low-quality, whistle tipped cigars; most notably of the Black and Mild variety. Often smoked by frat boys and teenagers in an attempt to look classy.

Person A: Dude, I'm bored and we've got no ganja.
Person B: Wanna go to Giant Eagle and pickup some shit whistles to look like douchebags?
Person A: Sure, why the hell not?

by Mighty Maxwell June 17, 2010

Shit hemorrage

(verb) to have a "shit hemmorage" refers to the sudden loss of sphincter control due to response of sudden surprise, fear and/or excitement.

As in:
"Dude, when I saw that paper, I almost had a shit hemmorage!"

or

"That was soo cool! I swear I had a shit hemorrage!"

by JuXta-pose! August 24, 2006

shit chicken

completely greasy messy chicken that u mostly get from morleys. u kno its unhealthy u kno itll giv u heart problems .u kno its shit
but ull be fucked if u stop eating it .

"shit man, got the fucking munchies"
"go morleys get some shit chicken,itll be peng"

by Jdawgthecool January 21, 2009

shit-onion

A problem that upon solving produces another problem and that upon solving produces another problem, etc.

A many layerd problem

Every time I have to fix frank's work, it turns into a shit-onion

by Matt Ditton July 23, 2008

shit spark

A child who is poorly disciplined, or greatly disliked by someone. Created by the Sunnyvale Trailerpark Supervisor Jim Lahey on The Trailer Park Boys. Other created words include shit hawk and shit leopard.

"Ricky was a shit spark, that turned into a shit bonfire"
-Jim Lahey

by Tom the kid July 16, 2006

shit-hound

Term of endearment for a favorite dog, generally one that has no obvious redeeming qualities ie: hunting, guard dog, etc.

Don't bother rinsing the dishes, just let the shit-hound lick them off.

by Darryl Stone December 27, 2007