Ryan

Ryan is a man with a very perticular crappy man Stache and ugly long hair. He is secretly gay and afraid to admit it. But he can be a fun kid to be around when he isn’t letting his dog lick off the peanut butter he put in his penis

Ryan was being ryan again

by Ryan BRO June 17, 2018

Anthony Ryan

A person who has a massive head and a bog eye

Look at your head it’s like Anthony Ryan’s

by David Anthony November 9, 2020

Mumkey Ryan

A simple gorilla tag player who is god tear at apex legends

Mumkey Ryan: CRACKED HELP HELP

Us: WERE COMING HOLD ON

by Creamy beans May 1, 2022

Ryan

A guy whose only purpose is to simp. He will simp, for ANYONE - he would even simp for a 60 year old history teacher whose dick sags to the floor. He acts like he gets the ladies but even the neighbourhood mole rats wouldn't suck on his dick.

person 1: yo man is that a freakishly tall rat?
Person 2: ew no its just a ryan

by PetraCumtoes September 13, 2020

Ryan

A flamboyant dresser, defined by flowers and patterns, who grips on to his youth by wearing Nike shoes with business-casual attire. He's the only adult you'll ever meet that drinks Dr. Pepper. As proven in many dinner-debates, a Rick is far superior, not just intellectually...but in personality, professional presentation, sports knowledge, and just as a person period.

Guy 1: Look at the guy over by the bar with the burgundy jacket and a margarita. Looks like a real Ryan. I wish a Rick would come by and knock that damn drink out of his hand.

Guy 2: Yep, I bet he says y'all too

by rwinland January 25, 2022

Ryan

The guy who isn’t just hanging around. The one who can be your friend . The one who is caring and kind.

This guy is usually paired with a Melody

Ryan: Hey guys, whatcha doing?
Guy 1: Nothin’ wanna play games?

Ryan: Nah, I’m going with Melody
Guy 2: Lucky, at least you have a girlfriend.
Guy 1: All Ryan’s get a Melody.

by HandleSomeoneElseblahblah June 15, 2020

ryan zhu

pissbaby lmao get shit on. has sex with his tennis racket daily.
hide your food from the pig, will eat if in sight
his only friends is his piano and his tennis racket
imgur.com/YgEYA2F

ryan zhu is such a dick head lmao

by bori ass cheeks May 4, 2022