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Keysia

She’s known as the reincarnation of Narcisse. She always says « haha je suis trop belle je suis parfaite haha » like girl?????? Bon ok Keysia is pretty mais quand même faut pas abuser.

Keysia has many hobbies (piano, drawing, she can make bubble sound too) she’s really talented.

Moreover she is very funny except when she makes stinky farts :/

She deserves the world.
You are so talented ! Are you a Keysia ?
by yeehawpartner June 16, 2025
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Keyungus

A lowlife who gets their thrills by swiping other people’s keys and playing Tarkov in real life — except it’s just sad and illegal.

The kind of person who thinks “borrowing without asking” applies to homes, cars, and trust.
"Bro, I left my keys on the counter for two seconds and that keyungus was already halfway to my garage."
"Never trust a dude in Crocs asking where the spare key is. Total keyungus move."
by Kookoobutter July 16, 2025
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keyboard smash

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guy: jkfemvkhjvfehguvrufhvjhefhdvjfvjhhgjvhlvhjgvhrgmrtrvfjhgrvf
guy 2: keyboard smash confirmed
by aviation lover 123 July 17, 2025
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Keys

An other way to say “kys” (kill yourself) often used to avoid filters or moderation
A:*Something controversial*
B:Ew keys
by flvmil July 23, 2025
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keyosk

A coin/bill/card-operated "self-service" metal-fabricating device dat's installed in da aisle at a shopping mall, and dat creates replacement/duplicate lock-openers.
Automated keyosks may indeed be adequate in some cases, but I would much prefer to have a human professional manually fashion my brass security-implements on his precision-made lathing-machine.
by QuacksO July 23, 2025
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Keyboard Nipple

The keyboard nipple, aka the trackpoint, is that dumb fucking thing in the middle of your laptop keyboard that no one uses besides a bunch of homo dorks because it’s “efficient

Use a mouse you asshole
Jared uses the keyboard nipple on his laptop, to reduce wrist strain.

Jared, is also a gigantic homosexual man-whore because of it.
by T.H.E. J July 28, 2025
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Keyzee Quick Change

When your buddy of 30 years picks you up in a Porsche 911, but before you reach Keyzee, you’re forced into a roadside outfit swap because you smell like BBQ. Luxury meets reality.
by Tuffguy UF August 19, 2025
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