John Kimberlin (simp)

A boy with a small penis, very skinny but with an extremely large nose. He wears blush and eyeliner as well as wearing a hat inside. He is still in kids sized clothes and doesn’t know the name of the jersey he is wearing. He loves blocking his friends on Snapchat! Also, he a simp

John Kimberlin (simp)

by Shhdhs February 5, 2020

John Leinn Patrick

He is the best boy that I've ever had. He always make me smile even though we alwayd fought. He love me even though I am makulit hehehe how I wish he will be my last. This is for you Baby Happy 3rd Anniversary!! More anniversary to come for us Iloveyou always my neg!

John Leinn Patrick always protect you no matter what.

by KillaDoychie June 7, 2021

John Logic™

John Logic™ refers to someone who thinks they are extremely educated and above all else smarter than their peers. They believe this because they will talk circles around their opponents in any debate they are having to the point of exhausting them into giving up. They can always defend their actions by using this strategy.

It's not even worth telling him how bad that trade was, he uses John Logic™.

by coconutwater2018 October 10, 2018

John Cena's Wife

When you have no friends and you think someone is fat and ugly, you call them John Cena's Wife and they get sad and commit Oof in Roblox, btw your dad left you for the milk store.

Me: You are John Cena's wife
You: OOF

by Tah and Om are racist brats December 14, 2020

John David Earling

Slang for average cheese enjoyer

John David Earling broke into my house and ate all the cheese.

by John David Earling February 1, 2022

To get John Wicked

To get ‘‘john wicked’’ or ‘‘john wicking someone’’ means having your dog shot at or shooting someone’s dog.
Based on the John Wick saga, where the whole story starts because someone killed his beloved dog.

@Victoriayavnyi on YT : I feel safe working out at night thanks to my big dog.

Some bitter men in the comments: A gun would end him. I pray for you to get John Wicked.

Person 1: My dog is my best protector.
Person 2: Until I John Wick you.

by slangingshark September 24, 2023

john booker routledge

the third hottest man in outer banks after jj and rafe, hot tan surfer boy who pulled sarah cameron the girl of every guys dreams

“yo did you see john booker routledge??”

“yeah bro he fine ash”

by xotwod.forever March 11, 2022