by The man of blood and death November 10, 2018
Get the Billie Joe Armstrong mug.A complete shithead who's incredibley boring and fat. "Two pants" refers to the fact that they have to wear to pairs of pants to contain their fatness. "Joe" refers to how boring said person is, topping off their already irritating demeanor.
by boykisser84 June 6, 2019
Get the Two Pants Joe mug.The reboot version of Joe & Jamie is still like the original version, just more pretentious & with more virtue signaling. They are still your typical "Self-proclaimed" power couple, but have come up in the world a little more. They might be a couple who now owns a home instead of renting. And now thinks their shit doesn't stink. They try an act like celebrities, & may expect you to refer to them as Jomie, instead of Joe & Jamie. They're the type of couple that'll let their dog chew your shoes up, then say oops, it is what it is.
Although the Jamie's are more pure evil, it's the Joe's you really have to worry about. Because the Joe's will wait til you're on your deathbed in the hospital, & instead of comforting you, they'll say something like, you shouldn't of ate that skittle from that strippers ass. Sometimes a Joe will refer to himself as a King, but really everyone knows him as just a plain ass Average Joe.
Although the Jamie's are more pure evil, it's the Joe's you really have to worry about. Because the Joe's will wait til you're on your deathbed in the hospital, & instead of comforting you, they'll say something like, you shouldn't of ate that skittle from that strippers ass. Sometimes a Joe will refer to himself as a King, but really everyone knows him as just a plain ass Average Joe.
"I went to a Joe and Jamie reboot house party one time, & instantly was forced into working for them."
"Went to a movie with a Joe & Jamie reboot once. I will never make that mistake again. The Joe kept shitting his pants all night, & the Jamie kept rating the farts."
"If you ever meet a Joe and Jamie reboot, just run..."
Me: Ahh man, your dog chewed up my shoes!!
Joe: Haha, sucks to be you!!
Jamie: Oops, It is what it is
"Went to a movie with a Joe & Jamie reboot once. I will never make that mistake again. The Joe kept shitting his pants all night, & the Jamie kept rating the farts."
"If you ever meet a Joe and Jamie reboot, just run..."
Me: Ahh man, your dog chewed up my shoes!!
Joe: Haha, sucks to be you!!
Jamie: Oops, It is what it is
by Krewtonic August 6, 2020
Get the Joe and Jamie reboot mug.• Joe Feaver-ing is the when you commit the act of masturbating 12 times per day. Is commonly done by introverts who play video games all day.
“oh hai mark! what did you do last night?”
“oh well i was just joe feaver-ing”
“please stay away from my kids mark”
“oh well i was just joe feaver-ing”
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by G&p23 December 18, 2019
Get the Joe feaver-ing mug.Joe VF is a straight up overwatch loving nerd - in a good way. He plays ps4 24/7. He has a 77 inch Pp but doesn't know how to interact with bitches. Joe has blonde hair and blue eyes, but isnt a nazi. Joe doesn't swear and gets peng grades in school. Joe is below average height but could easily knock anyone out with his karate skills. Joe has eyebrow game for days.
by Joevanfalier December 10, 2019
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by ur grandpapi joe January 28, 2022
Get the ur grandpapi joe mug.A relative or close friend who is' homeless' and or jobless due to constant exotic travel to foreign destinations.
Bob - "Hey Jack, wanna hang out?'
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by alleycatpub February 23, 2017
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