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Killed Internet Theory

The idea that governments and tech companies are pushing AI services and internet regulations to create an internet where users can be easily controlled and monitored, using fake accounts to manufacture public consent and polluting discourse that worries the powerful. This decline in organic, user-generated content is “killing” the internet. Related to dead internet theory.
A: “It really sucks you need to ask AI for everything these days. I wish I could just search it online.”
B: “Oh, yeah. That’s intentional. Have you ever heard of Killed Internet Theory?”
by ObsolenceBalthazar December 14, 2025
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vagina of the internet

Facebook because this site has turned into a site where you can go anywhere on the internet, you can like something or connect with them.
Facebook has turned into the vagina of the internet. Everything can be fucked into facebooks big pussy to create more offspring (members)
by Kyle 230 June 16, 2010
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club bongo international

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Chumming the internet

Intentionally eliciting emotional responses by either asking (ie:"What are your pet peeves?") or expressing a controversial opinion (ie:"
My heart goes out to all the victims in dear old Boston. MUSLIM=TERRORIST.") in order to find people to text with you.
He enjoys chumming the internet with his extreme opinions so he can practice arguing with people on-line.
by JoRokHed April 16, 2013
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The Dark Internet Rule

The rule of the internet where if you mention something seen on the "dark side of the internet" you must not speak of it. Those who do are ultimately shamed and often disowned.
You better follow the Dark Internet Rule, or else your sister and I will have no choice but to shame you endlessly.
by PheoShayett November 27, 2016
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oblivious to the internet

Not knowing of popular or growing trends/memes on the internet.
"Johnny is so oblivious to the internet! He doesn't even know what Dat boi is!"
by That1PersonWhoDefinesThings January 4, 2017
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micro-star international

Micro-Star International or MSI is a Taiwanese multinational information technology corporation headquartered in New Taipei City, Taiwan. It designs, develops and provides computer hardware, related products and services, including laptops, motherboards, graphics cards, All-in-One PCs, servers, industrial computers, PC peripherals, car infotainment products, etc.
Person 1: Dude, check it out, I just got the MSI ge62 Apache.
Person 2: That's cool and all but I just got the ge72 Apache
Random person 3: What is MSI?
Person 1 & 2: Micro-Star International.
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