Ice

A frozen substance that has a tendency to kill old people.

Grandson- Dad, how did grandpa die?
Dad- Well, he slipped and broke his ass on some ice.

Grandson- Damn, that’s an f in the chat.

by Someboi March 12, 2020

Ice Age

Refers to either of two developmental-periods in a particular child's life:
(1) From toddler to maybe ages five or six, when many a "Little Rascal" turns into a young Achmed who seethingly wants to "keel" everyone whom he dislikes or cannot make kowtow to his wishes.
(2) From "'tween to teen", when said sullen young rebel is attracted to da appalling music/movies made by "frozen-water" stars like da Cube, Vanilla, etc.

This year's summer is gettin' hotter 'n' blue blazes, yet we are in da middle of a bleepin' ICE AGE when it comes to da atrocious entertainment dat today's youth wants to access!

by QuacksO August 12, 2019

ice cream paint job

when a bunch of horny dude cover a single woman head to toe completely in cum

" it was great we gave her and ice cream paint job "

by miny me November 28, 2023

baby icing

When a woman and a man fall in love, the man’s leg stick shoots out baby icing into the woman’s basket.

I can’t wait to put some baby icing in Janet!

by Swaggyman101 November 27, 2017

Florida Icing

While having sex, the guy finishes and immediately tags his grandfather or other geriatric male(who's been jacking off the entire time in the closet) in to ejaculate on her face.

"Grandpa told me for Christmas this year, I'll be getting a Florida Icing!"

by Supa Dupa Poopa June 9, 2025

Icing

White and sticky-

BRO GET YO HEAD OUTTA THE GUTTER JEEZ

I like the icing on my cookies

by BURGIE TIME November 9, 2021

Volcano Ice cream

A very hot poo that comes out of your anus in the form of diarrhea, and burns the living shit out of your brown star fish.

I ate taco bell today and it gave me volcano ice cream shits.

by DABZnCali June 20, 2024