my house my rules

Every narcissistic parent's favorite argument, only rivaled by "if you don't like it, move out". Expect to be told that even if you help pay bills/rent/mortgage/utilities.

Kid: "Hey, could you please turn the music down? It's 3am, and I have college classes in the morning"
Parent: "My house my rules! You sleep on your own time!"

by That thing in your eye March 31, 2023

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house bra

The bra you wear around the house. Not necessarily worthy for public but still provides the support for home activities. May be worn down like an old t shirt.

Sure I can be ready in ten minutes. Let me just change out of my house bra and put on a real bra.

by Cmikemo October 12, 2023

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House Camping

Sleeping in your buddy's room(usually on floor) when there is a perfectly good couch to sleep on in the living room.

Mikey: God my back hurts from all the house camping I've been doing lately

by Migul Ivan October 17, 2008

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glap house

A place or room where glappin happens. Normally filled with normal office garb during the day and then coke and booze after 4pm

Ben, retired to his room in the glap house after a long day of glappin and coke

by Mr. White Collar July 12, 2017

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Chopped House

A house in Fortnite Battle Royale that contains no loot or chests, more specifically in Chapter 6 near the middle of the map by the train.

Dude, you wanna land at Chopped House?

This house has no loot! Its such a Chopped House!

by AnimatioNate June 9, 2025

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A scale created by FEMA used to determine how bad a situation is.

Green: Normal day, serves regular menu

Yellow: Using the generator/limited food supply, serves the limited menu

Red: YOUR ONLY CHANCE IS TO FUCKING PRAY (Things are bad, Waffle House is closed)

"Hey man things are really getting bad out there"

"Is it really? The waffle house index will determine that"

by free cheese June 1, 2023

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