package friend

A greasy faced bastard whose pimples might explode at any time like popcorn and who delivers packages to hotels. Also known to give rim jobs to willing bellmen

Oh look, here comes package friend. He's such a putz.

by dillhole September 8, 2003

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friend's casual

when two people, typically male and female, concoct a plan to be "just" friends which involves discussing pancakes relentlessly.

Hi Friend's Casual, did you have pancakes for breakfast?

by couchlover August 6, 2012

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An annual gathering of the most fabulous motherfuckers in Bel Air. We celebrate christmas by eating, giving gifts and getting tore up from the floor up wasted. Someone will probably fight, someone will probably fuck. Eiher way, we'll all still be fam tomorrow!

"i can barely remember friend christmas cause i was so twaxed"

by ubriaca November 12, 2008

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fake friend

a f.f. is a term that sounds like an other in not the same language but has diferent meaning.

to become - bekommen

by felixderkater July 13, 2003

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friend boned

The awkward situation where a man who is shunned in the eternal hell of the friend zone gets a one time all expenses paid free ticket to ride the bone train and is still stuck as "just friends" afterwards...

"Yo I heard you got out of the friend zone with Christine last night!"
"Nah man I'm not just friend zoned I'm friend boned!"

by Ye ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ April 4, 2017

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mystery friend

When you're with one of your boys and you're trying to catch some tail for the night via text. You eventually convince one girl to meet up but still need to watch out for your friend, so you get the girl to bring one of her friends to low-key hook up with your friend. Her friend is referred to as Mystery Friend because neither of you know her name, or more importantly, her looks. Mystery Friend is often far less good-looking than the original friend, usually fat, and always desperate.

Mike: Yo! I got Porschia to hang out tonight and she said she'll bring a friend for you!
Jon: Nice! Is she hot?
Mike: No clue.

Jon: Oh great, a Mystery Friend...
Mike: Just plan on the Mystery Friend being a 4 and hopefully you won't be disappointed when you see her.

by FlowJo February 28, 2017

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