facebook

A socially acceptable way to stroke your ego!

Did you see Melissas Facebook? SHES STROKIN hard. Just keep STROKIN.

by holybackwashdickman January 12, 2022

FaceBook

A place where only old ass Boomer got to die because of just how much of a irrelevant piece of shit it is.

Only Karens use Facebook

by Spoon-man January 12, 2022

FaceBook

Facebook is an American online social media and social networking service owned by Meta Platforms. Founded in 2004 by Mark Zuckerberg with fellow Harvard College students and roommates Eduardo Saverin, Andrew McCollum, Dustin Moskovitz, and Chris Hughes, its name comes from the face book directories often given to American university students. Membership was initially limited to Harvard students, gradually expanding to other North American universities and, since 2006, anyone over 13 years old. As of 2020, Facebook claimed 2.8 billion monthly active users, and ranked seventh in global internet usage. It was the most downloaded mobile app of the 2010s.

Hey jerry let’s do Genz jokes on Facebook everyone will laugh hahaha

by Α January 13, 2022

Facebook gaming

Also known as Spybook gaming, Crapbook gaming and Shitbook gaming. It tries to be superior to YouTube, Pornhub and Twitch.

It is scary to think that your favorite youtuber, pornhub channel or twitch channel would end up on Facebook gaming

by Notmelol123 February 23, 2022

Facebook Probation

When Facebook punishes you by placing sanction(s) on your account to restrict what you can do instead of just putting you in Facebook Jail.

"Why didn't you comment on my post bro"

"I can't. I'm on Facebook Probation and can't comment on any posts until Monday"

by Ubeenbamboozledson March 12, 2022

facebook momification

when a usually cool and chill mom says something very out of character, particularly referring to yoga, keto diets, and stereotypical things that were likely seen on a facebook article. think of yassification but the facebook mom remix.

friend 1: dude my mom just told me i should try doing keto to fix my anxiety??
friend 2: whoa that’s weird. i guess we’re witnessing the facebook momification of your mother!

by pepino dulce March 22, 2022

FaceBook

A "FaceBook" is a code word for saying someone is a Fake Bitch when having conversations in the presence of the person or in a public setting and you want to remain professional.

Have you heard what Jessica said about her friend Ashley?

Yes, she is a FaceBook!

by Escobar95 March 26, 2022