Douche Baguette

The annoying and all too prolific children of douche bags.

Friend 1: "Jesus, I wish that kid would sit down and shut the fuck up so that we can enjoy our brunch."

Friend 2: "Yeah, his mother is on her phone just ignoring him."

Friend 1: "What a little douche baguette!"

Friend 2: "Excuse me!? Do you have any Grey Poupon??"

by warmbrother June 1, 2018

Douche canoe

A douche bag that should sail away on the shit river away from you.

"Bugger off you douche canoe"

by t_tahiti May 22, 2018

Audio Douche

The person that turns the volume all the way up, on any TV or Stereo, in an electronic store, So that everyone else is assaulted by their horrible taste in music. Then walks away without turning the volume back down

Do you always have to put the stereo on dubstep and blast it, when I bring you to the store? You are such an Audio Douche

by Ninja Nerd Warrior June 10, 2018

Douche canoe

A person who reaches the apex of douche baggery. This person is generally a loser that lives in a small town and act like he is a bad ass. Rumor has it that most Steve's are douche canoes, though douche canoes have other names as well. Rumor also has it that Steve's who are douche canoes also have a small penis which explains their napoleon complex.

Steve is such a douche canoe, there is no one in earth that compares. If there were Olympics that involved douche canoe racing, he would get the gold every time.

by Steveisabitchassdouchecanoe December 15, 2017

sugar douche

This is a male who is usually good looking who specifically targets wealthy females. These females would not normally attract a man this good looking if they were poor. A successful sugar douche will ultimately marry one of these females thereby granting him an easy lifestyle with no real employment requirements. Sugar douches usually cheat at some point, have failed business enterprises and ultimately prove to be poor husbands. Divorce, alimony payments and other forms of wealth are given to the sugar douche as severance.

Sandy's sugar douche just had to close down his personal training business due to poor management.

by stephilovepapastephilovepapa April 21, 2018

Douche Canoe

A petty fuck boy who ain’t shit & works a fast food job that he will be at until he dies.

Man, ol boy Gary is such a douche canoe!

by QueenPetty420 December 21, 2017

douch dick

A dick what needs to be douched!

See that over there that’s a douch dick!

by Brunt up April 22, 2018