jonathans cock

the biggest thing on the planet.

jonathans cock is bigger then svantes

by adolf hatler January 24, 2017

Cactus Cock

When you spend too much time in a hot climate, whenever you are exposed to even slightly cold weather, your penis gets incredibly small.

Spent too much time in the sauna, and the whole next day I had cactus cock.

by The_Smoke_Brothers January 26, 2017

pinkie cock

A pinkie cock is when you’re penis is a bit soft for a while such as a flaccid penis

Wow that is small might as well call it a pinkie cock

by Daddy Vlone November 1, 2019

Emma's cock

No one has a cock as small as emma and the opposite to and Emma's cock is called a Shoom cock which is a cock that is so long not even elon musk could launch a rocket that can travel the distance of the Ron Shoom cock and Emma wishes she had a cock because she is jelouas of a Ron shoom

I am sooo sad that I have an emma's cock like i can't suck it if i tried

by Phobia_2 November 16, 2021

Cock hole

A derogatory term to describe ones mouth, mostly used to describe a heterosexual Male's mouth as to sucking a penis, a soldier that is constantly talking and shit talking , To demoralize them instead of telling them to shut up , military term

You maggots, shut those cock holes, and get in formation.

by Crazy eighties September 6, 2021

Cock crazy

The desire for a man to have a cock up his ass

John got all cock crazy last night around us

by Tea And Quackers September 7, 2021

Cock nugget

Little brother, some one who doesn’t listen, a smaller tiny adversary capable of great harm.

Let’s go to the pool you cock nugget.

by Brad Daddy Schrage June 26, 2021