Chocolate Anchor

A metaphor for describing what is inside a severely constipated individual who has not had a bowel movement in at least five days. A malady frequently associated with fussy or fastidious individuals when they travel.

I have not gone number 2 in a week and I feel like I am hauling around a chocolate anchor.

by MarriedtoMILF February 07, 2021

Forbidden Chocolate

A type of chocolate that consists of laxatives.

Please be sure not to eat that Forbidden Chocolate, or you will have diarrhea!

by Killercoke2 April 03, 2024

chocolate trump

When you do what you thought was a fart but actually it was the shits. Usually accompanied by a sudden warm feeling in the underpants...

"Whoa, what's that stain on the sofa?"

"Had to clean up 'cos I did a chocolate trump"

by TrickyTrevMcTrick May 17, 2016

Chocolate Monster

A turd so mighty and ferocious it almost appears as if it is a monster waiting to devour the world, or even your ass the next time you sit down on the throne.

"Sorry, I left a chocolate monster behind in your bathroom, it wouldn't flush...

by NO1R April 05, 2022

Chocolate Chip Ice Cream

The towering mountain of cold yummy goodness that makes you feel better after a crappy day!

Being upset over your stupid boyfriend/girlfriend and wanting to drown your sorrows over chocolate chip ice cream.

by Heidi Cruz July 17, 2008

chocolate covered corn

When you do Anal with a girl and when you pull out there is a corn in your duck hole

Fish~ "I did a girl in the ass and had corn in my dick hole"

Ty~ " chocolate covered corn!"

by Trdx August 30, 2023

Triple Chocolate Rocky Road Blumpkin

Triple Chocolate Rocky Road Blumpkin - when a male is receiving a blumpkin and his fecal matter is a mixture of diarrhea and chunks

“Did you hear that Heather gave Scott a Triple Chocolate Rocky Road Blumpkin? She said his shit was half liquid and half solid”

by Milf Destroyer 420 August 06, 2024