Boker Toke

Wake and bake:

In Hebrew, Boker Tov means good morning, so instead of saying "wake and bake", some Jews say "boker toke".

Rothstein: Boker toke tomorrow?
Goldberg: Can't man, I got my cousin's bar mitzvah.

by bokertoke June 12, 2009

Boerne

A tiny town in Texas near San Antonio that is of note for literally having no middle class. Everyone either works at the Wendy's or has a 4 million dollar home and is CEO of their own business.

Also of note for having one of the highest antique store to citizen ratios of any town in Northern America.

Person 1: "I'm thinking of buying a home in Boerne."
Person 2: "Do you own anything jewel-encrusted?"
Person 1: "No."
Person 2: "Then Boerne isn't for you. Wendy's isn't hiring."

by Musica42 February 27, 2009

boerewors

A South African sausage.

Today we braaied some boerewors. We ate it on a roll.

by hot beetch December 22, 2005

bonerjams

Music so good it could elicit sexual arousal.

The new We Came As Romans albums is chock full of bonerjams.

by lpvitus October 28, 2009

Bonerdust

Bonerdust (Boe-Nerr-Dust)

When you get done giving the 'ole bone to the beaver and you forget to wipe off the excess juices so they crusty and next time you get a boner, the crust snaps off and looks like dust

Kid: "Is someone in this room smoking?"
Me: "No, that's just my bonerdust from this morning... sorry bro!"

by Matt Markel July 3, 2009

boderant

When someone fails to use deodourant, they get Body Odour, so u say they use BO-derant.

'WTF Matt E, u been using BOderant'
MAtt get a better beoderant

by Ben Collier January 3, 2005

bonerplex

Unzipping just your fly and letting your junk ( balls and shaft ) out to lay on your lap while viewing a feature presentation in the theater.

I totally pulled off a bonerplex last night during transformers 3

by Ereonte Pitts July 21, 2011