package friend

A greasy faced bastard whose pimples might explode at any time like popcorn and who delivers packages to hotels. Also known to give rim jobs to willing bellmen

Oh look, here comes package friend. He's such a putz.

by dillhole September 8, 2003

friend's casual

when two people, typically male and female, concoct a plan to be "just" friends which involves discussing pancakes relentlessly.

Hi Friend's Casual, did you have pancakes for breakfast?

by couchlover August 6, 2012

Friend Christmas

An annual gathering of the most fabulous motherfuckers in Bel Air. We celebrate christmas by eating, giving gifts and getting tore up from the floor up wasted. Someone will probably fight, someone will probably fuck. Eiher way, we'll all still be fam tomorrow!

"i can barely remember friend christmas cause i was so twaxed"

by ubriaca November 12, 2008

fake friend

a f.f. is a term that sounds like an other in not the same language but has diferent meaning.

to become - bekommen

by felixderkater July 13, 2003

Friend Probation

Happens when a friend talks bad about another friend. Requires, not talking to that friend, leaving them out of activities or groups until they apologize.

Jason Sauer is on Friend Probation

by ttlemu February 1, 2010

Friend Benge

To go out to a party. Drinking, partying, laughing, having fun. Then, as the person or people you are out with head home. Then you find/call your other/more friends to chill or party with.

These "Friend Benges" Can go on up to days at a time. Then you cash. HARD, because fun is the most addicting thing you can do without drugs.

People can become addicted to this. Losing sleep. Not shaving. Smelling bad. But most come to their sense by day 2 or 3.

Randall: Tanner why does Blake seem out of it?

Tanner: I don't know.

Blake: Because I've been on a 2 day Friend Benge.

Randall: Wow. You look scruffy.

by SirDank January 24, 2010

Mothering Friend

When a friend acts like your mother and tells you off for doing/saying something wrong.

Mad: "Why did you change your status on Facebook?"
Kyle: "Because my Mothering Friend told me it was inappropriate. Stupid cunt."

by MaddieClip December 14, 2009