A douche is most often a male that is either up themselves, arrogant or snobby. A slang word for this is 'Caedan'
Jasmine: "Ugh, he's such a Caedan.."
Rachel: "yeah he's so cocky, what a Caedan"
Jasmine: "douche psht"
Rachel: "yeah he's so cocky, what a Caedan"
Jasmine: "douche psht"
by rachie.nodle November 13, 2017
Someone who dresses kind of gay but is clearly straight
A douchebag also has a "I'm better than you" attitude.
A douchebag also has a "I'm better than you" attitude.
by ronensmartass November 11, 2019
A person who is a complete idiot, devoid of any common sense or social skills and has total disregard for the fact that the entire world knows this.
Dave: That jerkoff who sells shit on TV is a complete douche.
Bob: Who, Billy Mays?
Dave: No, that douche is dead, I am talking about that other douche who sells shit on TV.
Bob: Oh, you mean that fucking douche who sells ShamWow.
Dave: Yes, that is the douche I am talking about.
Bob: Who, Billy Mays?
Dave: No, that douche is dead, I am talking about that other douche who sells shit on TV.
Bob: Oh, you mean that fucking douche who sells ShamWow.
Dave: Yes, that is the douche I am talking about.
by King RedCroovy September 05, 2013
A stupidass fucktard that wears they uglyass hat sideways and has they pants down to their ankles like a physically retarded shit that exposes they tiny crippled shitty dirty ass short uglyass microdick
by Fucdatbish March 16, 2017
"Yo, ma, I'm going to douche my car." or, "Hey, Sammy, I'm going out and when I get back, I expect you to have douched this kitchen."
by big_schnasty July 05, 2005
loser who claims fame but has never had it, claims tours of America that were in fact holidays paid for by wife and family, and tries to tell folks about said holidays at a child's funeral.
by Hamadryad March 13, 2012