February 9

National slap ass day!!

Hey baby!! It’s is February 9!!

by coolguy16383 February 8, 2023

John 9:6

When you cum on a girls closed eyes and let it dry, so she cannot open them. Then like Jesus spit into your hand and rehydrate the dried cum and wipe it off.

Bro, I John 9:6'd this girl last night. It was biblical.

by Jesus (spanish pronunciation) February 10, 2023

may 9

national eat your own shit day

Person 1: Dude! Today sucks!
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: Its may 9
Person 2: Ewwwwww

by gurlllbyeeee February 15, 2023

Cloud 9

Rileigh Crawford

Rileigh Crawford is like Cloud 9 bro

by Etanaru February 24, 2023

March 9

Have e-sx with your partner day

"Hey, wanna have e-sx?"
"no"
"It's March 9 tho"
"Oh shit"

by unkown200019 March 8, 2023

King 9

King 9 aka 4OUR L0CO, found in Dal and surrounding areas, most known for getting baked and losing a finger at a very young age. Professional playa. Big cock.

Person 1: Look it’s King 9!
King 9: Ay wsg
Person 2: Let’s ball up
King 9: Say less

by Mr.Shoomboom March 29, 2023

13.9 seconds

While making out with a chick and she starts to dry hump your leg and states she can cum in 13.9 seconds, and does just that.

I was making out with this chick and she started to dry hump my leg and came in 13.9 seconds. She then proceeded to say thanks and out the door she went.

by DIRTNAPP March 30, 2023