wrinkled papers

In the theme of 'white papers' & 'non papers', wrinkled papers are documents containing falsehoods.

That article smells of wrinkled papers.

by crayon holder June 16, 2011

Wrinkled purse

See Scrotum

She carries his wrinkled purse like a trophy.

by Steve Pliskin December 27, 2011

Wrankles

Fat wrists. Cankles on your arms.

Did you see Large Marge at KFC? She's got cankles AND wrankles!

by Bieds January 7, 2012

Wrinkle stinkle

someone who has a smelly bum hole

'jesus mate, you have got a right wrinkle stinkle!'

by a wrinkle stinkle February 29, 2012

wrinklemeat

The aftermath of a night using Viagra. Once it wears off you're left with a lifeless shriveled willy.

Irv: Last night was amazing, but this morning I peed on my own balls.

Gwyneth: Sounds like a classic case of wrinklemeat honey.

by wrinklemeat October 11, 2014

Wrinkle Biscuit

Elderly folk; sometimes shortened down to "wrinkle bisc".

"Tonight I am going to my wrinkle biscuit's house for milk and cookies."

by Wrinkle Biscuit January 11, 2015

wrinkle raider

Someone who loves old people.

Brianna is such a wrinkle raider.

by Ol man hands April 8, 2016