Wobble-Cocked

Drunk. Really Really Drunk.

By the time Neil was finished with his drink he was so wobble-cocked that he tried to buy a drink for the cop at the bar. And then he pissed himself.

by johne55 August 5, 2012

wobble jobble

When giving oral sex to a man, and you insert his scrotum in your mouth as well, then shake your head back and forth as if your shaking your head no.

I gave my husband a wobble jobble last night.

by Girl_in_PA April 13, 2017

Wobble Gobble

Pre-wedding jitters resulting in one last fling with an ex, a piece of eye candy or a total stranger

Amy had had a crush on work colleague Stuart for years. She knew when she married Michael that was it for life. Determined to go out in a blaze of glory Amy dropped to her knees and gave Stuart a Wobble Gobble before the big day.

by Oneandahole December 16, 2021

Wobbles

when you can fight and you prob from la or the bay if you say this

Nick: We could squabble in the alley onna dead homies
Me: You ain got no wobbles fr

by zyyjonies August 22, 2022

Wobbly noodle

Soft penis

He came to my house with his wobbly noodle

by bri3hunna February 8, 2021

Science wobbles

When you wobble in science and get a detention

Oi Jaxon and jonre let's have science wobbles

by Wobbleheadscat November 15, 2023

WOBBLE ON

A person who is in their home step counting by any means necessary in their underwear.

Wow dad you are really getting a proper wobble on

by WordJacker February 22, 2020