Witchin-It

The act (usually by lesbian couples) where you put a broom between your legs as if you are riding the broom like a witch. While you are fucking someone either in the ass or vagina with the end of the broomstick. This can cause damage so be sure to use protection

Susan: Heyyy Bitch
Kelly: Heyyy what you and Jessica do last night?
Susan: oh we were Witchin-It all night, it was great
Kelly: Sounds hot, I wish I was there

by CreepeeCheese October 26, 2018

Watching Ratatouille

What you tell your parents you're doing when you want to have sex with someone and don't want them to know. Can be substituted for other movies, preferably pixar.

"You up for watching ratatouille this weekend?"
"Yeah totally, let me know when you're free."

by BarryBBensonsdad July 15, 2019

Bitchling

A "BITCHLING" is a combination of the words bitch and sapling. A person who is completely unimpressed by other people's bullshit and is a sassy savage motherfucker.

- Damn, Ryan seems to be on his game today against these haters
- You he is a strong independent bitchling

by thotass July 22, 2019

watching the stars

laying outside at night and participating in semi-sexual (or very sexual for y’all little freaks) activity

“Me and Amanda were watching the stars last night ;)”
“No way! You made out with Amanda?!”

by sexy squirrel November 19, 2020

Watching Suits

Engaging in sexual intercourse

Pat: "Where's Richard Right Now?"
Liam: "Oh he's with his girl watching suits"

by Beesechurgur February 16, 2021

witchlice

a person who loves phoebe bridgers and cats a lot. known to be phoebe's #1 fan! there is only one witchlice. on july 25th its national witchlice day! get up and start celebrating!!!!

mf: did you know that it's witchlice's birthday today?
dumbass: no, what!
mf: how can't you remember national witchlice day?!?!

by victoriadeangelisloml July 25, 2021

witchlice

a person who loves phoebe bridgers and cats very much. witchlice goes through many eras, but there is only one. on july 25th, it’s national witchlice day! show your witchlice pride by celebrating!!!

yas: did you hear that it’s national witchlice day today??
george washington: no, i didn’t. what?!
yas: it’s today silly billy how could you forget !!!

by yasssssquennnnnnnslayyy July 25, 2021