Wirry Wonka

Willy Wonka's twin drug addict. Wirry had it hard growing up. The younger of the twins, he did not receive the same love and care as his brother, Willy. When Willy revealed he was opening a chocolate factory. Wirry became depressed and turned to drugs to ease the pain. Soon, he found himself broke and homeless. To make ends meet and feed his addiction, he turned to a life of prostitution. For years, he sucked many dicks. So many dicks. Like bro, you don't know how many dicks he sucked. Countless. He wasn't racist either. He sucked all kinds of dicks. White dicks, black dicks, brown dicks, yellow dicks, blue dicks. All the dicks, man. Wow, thinking about all those dicks got me off topic. Where was I again? Ahhh, fuck it. Goddamn, the things I would do to take a fat tenderloin to the throat right now. I mean, seriously. I am so fucking hard right now just thinking about it. Maybe if I touch this cold wall next to my bed, it might reduce my sexual swelling. I mean, like, I just want to be manhandled right now by someone's horse-sized meat stick. Oh god, just the thought of it sliding in and out of my male virgin asshole makes my cock scream. But anyway, yeah, that's the sad, unfortunate story of Wirry Wonka.

Big Dick: Yo nig-nog, you heading to that circle jerk tonight?

Captain Assdick: Nah niggaroni, I'm gonna go do heavy drugs and get so fucking blasted till I can see stars with my nigga Wirry Wonka

by Wirry Wonka July 3, 2016

wirelessless

A vary rare state of existence in today's world where one is without wireless internet, like the olden days where people had to look at what was physically in front of them and engage in some form or the other, most commonly people talked to each other.

I heard back in the day of wirelessless kids used to play outside, with each other, can you imagine?!

by El Pescador November 27, 2016

wirly wirly

Wirly wirly are a type of fucken duct cyclone and deadly as fuck, occurring mostly on the way to Bathurst

Lincoln saw a wirly wirly and ran for his life

by Aidwanezzzy December 14, 2017

wiredo

a word to describe you when you choke on your own spit in surprise.

“i just choked on my own spit!”
“you wiredo”

by squirrels on surfboards November 20, 2019

Wireless pizza

Pizza without any wires attached, so you can have it on the go. See also Boneless Pizza.

Guy 1: Damn u got pizza?!
Guy 2: Yeah, and it’s that new wireless pizza too.

Guy 1: Wow what’s that taste like?
Guy 2: It tastes like pizza.

by human-potato_hybrid March 17, 2020

wire zoom

Get wired over Zoom basically.

“What you doing tonight mate?”

“Nothing much, might have a Wire Zoom with the lads.”

by Bbilly015 June 27, 2020

wifeysexual

Only being attracted to your wife/wifey/waifu

Person 1: “So like, I’m in love with you bro.”
Person 2: “Sorry bro, but I only love my wife and no one else, miss me with that gay shit.”
Person 1: “Oh so you’re wifeysexual, my bad bro.”

by The Only Black Jesus November 28, 2020