bruce willis

The coolest man ever, known for his toughness and baldness.

Also used for threatning.

Imma pull a Bruce Willis on yo' fat ass!!!!

by Aaron Olson November 24, 2007

willy nilly

Without consideration, an inconsiderate action.

"You can't just invade a country willy nilly"

by Kambo July 12, 2006

Willy Whisper

Willy Whisper is the art of having a tug on your cock whilst in bed next to your sleeping partner, without waking them up.
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A 'Willy Whisper' is having a cheeky tug on your willy in bed, whilst your girlfriend is asleep next to you. With the aim to ejaculate and not wake your partner

'My girlfriend passed out last night so I ended up having a Willy Whisper instead'

by MonsterOfCookie April 06, 2010

sputtering willis

The release of feces while attempting to flatulate similar to the shart. Most often accompanied by a exclamation of your own surpise, i.e. DAMN, I JUST SHIT MY PANTS!, and unconciousness.

Damn Son, I just totally did a sputtering willis ::fall into coma::

by David Goreman July 11, 2004

The Wicked Willy

Ass to Ear

Can you please get me an extra large Q-tip as I have just been given The Wicked Willy.

by Brian & Nick April 19, 2009

Willie McGinest

#55 Outside linebacker for the Cleveland Browns, won 3 Super Bowl Rings with the New England Patriots, was the original 3-4 defensive end/linebacker. All-time Postseason sack leader. Native to the city of Long Beach, California, friends and classmate of Snoop Dogg, Warren G, Nate Dogg at Long Beach Polytechnic High School, recieved a football scholorship to USC, then was drafted #4 overall by the New England Patriots in the 1994 draft.

Wow, is Willie McGinest going to blitz or drop back and cover?

by sonokibono March 25, 2007

whip the willy

To masturbate.

"Do you mind?! I'm whippin' my willy!"

by Dave January 15, 2004