Spiderman vs Venom

When a guy pulls a spiderman on you and smacks jizz on ur face, you take the jizz off ur face and smack it back in his eyes!

I totally did spiderman vs venom on that asshole...then kicked him in the nutts!

by Annapoops December 30, 2017

protractor vs. contractor

Refers to the debate over the benefits and drawbacks of using engine-powered vehicles instead of livestock to pull processing-implements for crop-fields. A protractor is a geometry device used to create/plot charts and graphs showing the various advantages that gas/diesel/electric motive-power has over horses or oxen, while a contractor is a hired professional whose job is to present the negative effects of motorized farm-machinery.

The whole protractor vs. contractor issue is not one that has an easy answer or solution --- on the one hand, modern farm-machinery is easier and simpler to operate, but horses and oxen do not cost nearly so much to purchase or maintain.

by QuacksO June 12, 2018

shaggy vs matt

The ultimate cosmic battle. The two most powerful beings in all the omniverses face each other.

person 1: Shaggy vs Matt, who would win.

person 2: Don't say that. It would cause complete destruction.

by MilitaryMist0 February 21, 2019

Oreo Vs. KFC

The greatest battle of all time! :)

Oreo Vs. KFC is sexy

by Rarebatae April 3, 2019

Nigeria vs Germany World Cup

hey Them niggas ran as fast as they could down the wang and the Germans were persistent staying in the locker room showers calling each other tosspots.

The gif isn’t true the guy is white and NIGGAS need there redemption from the slavery days ya know NIGGAS?I ENJOYED WATCHING THE NIGERIA VS GERMANY WORLD CUP GAME.

by Kurtis Heathrow January 14, 2020

Handwashing vs Brainwashing

Two modes of processing intelligence concerning COVID-19.

She was tuned to CNN, he to Fox News. She believed you could not be too careful. He believed it was a liberal hoax. Their tiny apartment had become a Handwashing vs Brainwashing battlefield.

by Monkey's Dad April 5, 2020

pewdipie vs bridge

"NANI someone has knocked down my tomodachi!" Says Pewdipie "Pewdipie." says shin yu "go on without me" shin yu says the man shoots him "NOOOO!!! BOKU NO TOMODACHI" Pewdipie says "What a kuso nejiuri" Pewdipie says "Im sorry tomodachi but what the fuck"

Its the battle of pewdipie vs bridge

by Vector X3 November 9, 2020