VPT

Vanilla Pudding Theory -
A theory to where someone takes a cup of Vanilla pudding, spreads it all over your sex partners dick/vagina, puts caramel over that and let it sit there and harden. Once it is hardened, you will lick it all off until it is mostly gone. Once you have a little bit left, leave it there and begin to make love.

Guy- Hey baby, I just went to the store and bought packs of Vanilla pudding. Now we can perform a VPT!

Girl - Yes! Now pour it all over my cunt!

by Jason Grodsky December 20, 2009

VPILF

Vice President I Like (to) Fuck

That governor is one hot VPILF!

by Vagabond11 October 18, 2008

VPILF

Vice President I'd Like to ____.

Sarah Palin is a VPILF.

by cardinal0512 October 18, 2008

VPILF

Sarah Palin, as in "Vice President I'd Like to Fuck"

Tom: If McCain wins the election, this nation sure is going to have one serious VPILF!!

Dick: No shee-yit.

Harry: You could say the same thing if Obama wins. Joe Biden is hot!

Tom and Dick: You fag!!!

by Billy Chill October 21, 2008

vpilf

Term meaning "Vice President I'd Like to Fuck." Since we have never had a female vice president there has never been a VPILF, but Sarah Palin's candidacy has led to the creation of this term.

If Sarah Palin were elected, she would be a VPILF. But still a horrible vice president.

by KnightWhoSaysNi October 30, 2008

VPILF

Vice President I'd Like to Fuck. From the website www.vpilf.com

Sarah Palin is so not a VPILF.

by ObamaGirl October 31, 2008

VPILF

Derived from MILF, VPILF means Vice President I'd Like to Fuck. Originated in response to John McCain's selection for running mate, Sara Palin. So far VPILF only applies to her.

The term probably originated from the fact that IF she wins she will be the first woman to be a vice president and also due to the fact that she is so young.

Guy 1: Dude did you see that VPILF McCain picked as his running mate? She's only 44!

Guy 2: She's hot but I prefer PILF's.

by A. Noneemuss October 17, 2008