Astro vacuum

In space, a creampie would technically not drip out like on earth. The partner would have to suck the nut out of her vagina, hence the astro vacuum.

Yeah man no gravity so I had to astro vacuum her, shit was whack.

by Teachmehowtodougie December 30, 2018

Dong-vacuum

A prostitute, most likely one who specializes in fellatio.

This bitch is such a dong-vacuum.

by jerefro June 9, 2015

Merlin vacuum engine

Merlin vacuum engine- MVAC

The Merlin vacuum engine on the falcon 9 said eek I must not be late and shines bright in space

by My comfy pipes December 18, 2019

Vermont Vegan Vacuum

When a girl sticks a stalk of celery in her pussy and her partner sucks on it.

Mike: I'm vegan, so I gave her a Vermont Vegan Vacuum instead of a normal blowjob.

by FreightTrainFrank July 12, 2016

Texas Vacuum

When one put their partner's dick in their ass, collects shit particles, and gives head to them, swallowing the shit particles.

"Hey Sean, want to try the Texas Vacuum tonight?"

by Adamtheghoul April 24, 2025

California Vacuum Cleaner

A sex position where a Male is riding another male reverse cowgirl style, but the bottom male is bent forward and sucking on the top males penis as it is coming up and down

Yo! Wanna do a California vacuum cleaner at my place tonight?

by 3/4TonForYaMomma May 28, 2025

Vacuum Jousting

The competive sport of vacuuming. Vacuum Jousiting is a sport in the Midwest.

Yo bro, are you going to the vacuum jousting tournament next Friday? I heard Shoot, Van Barber will be there. He’s the Vacuum champion

by B PUN August 31, 2018