twee

A hybrid of the words "tiny" and "wee" used to describe states of smallness.

"That twee bastard stole my hot dog!!!"

"Girl A: I hope your boyfriend dies of rectal cancer!!!!

(silence)

Girl A: Too much?

Girl B: A twee bit."

by Little Darling January 3, 2010

treefer

A treefer is a person who shows significant similarities to the external appearence of a tree. This word is also used to describe a person who similarly shows the main characteristics of said tree.
The person therefore is a dull bastard.
To be treeved by a treefer is to be bored shitless.

PIE. the treefer king
or for those unfimiliar with this person.
lucky fucks.

by big kirst and the mel-ster. September 25, 2006

tweed

Slightly more than two, but limier than three

We'll have a spot of tea in a fortnight or tweed

by pungentwordplay August 24, 2010

Teefer Sutherland

One who can steal and be stealthy like Jack Bauer (Kiefer Sutherland) from 24.

Mike just took that guys beer, what a teefer sutherland

by Travmeister January 24, 2010

Twee

The act of going to the rest-room while at work ostentiously to answer the call of nature but really to do some texting.

'Where's Bill gone?'

'Gone for a twee'

'He's left his phone behind...'

'Dick!'

by Raqdog July 25, 2014

treefiddy

three-fifty

that's a spankin' new Mustang GT treefiddy

by monkeyjh August 15, 2003

tweed

someone who is a natural bron uggo and cant do anything to help the way they look; different/odd lookinf facial and/or body features

i was walkin through sea-town yesterday and i saw a tweed kept starin' at me and i was like wut the hell r u starin at me for?hav u looked in the mirror in ur life

by suffice May 19, 2006