Tuna Scoop

Verb - The act of luge starting 2 females simultaneously. Hands start out palms down and then you follow with a vaginal scoop, scooping towards your body. This is also known as the female version of ski poles.

Hey Mandy, I love the way you were tuna scooping those two hot blondes last night!

My hands are really cramped today from all that tuna scooping I was doing last night.

So did the CEO tuna scoop her last night?

Tuna Scoop by Brown Team August 17, 2011

Tuna Drops 

Putrid smelling mud monkeys/bowel movements that slide out like slippery fish after eating nothing but a bounty of seafood for a week. The odor is often so foul that victims mistakenly find the smell delightful and immediately develop mercury poisoning.

Jake: "Dude, don't go in the bathroom for a while. I just had the gnarliest tuna drops."
Sam: "I'm hungry."

Tuna Drops by CATFOOODS January 29, 2012

tuna juice teabag 

When you dip your scrotum into tuna juice, then let cats lick it off.

Dude, my friend Meghan wouldn't come over so I had to settle for a tuna juice teabag!

tuna juice teabag by Pattypan666 April 23, 2018

Tuna Fish 

The chicken of the sea.

Customer- "Where would i find the Tuna Fish?"

Grocer Cedric- "The chicken of the sea is located in aisle 11. I would also recommend Turkey of the sea, also."

Customer- "What is the Turkey of the sea?"

Grocer Cedric- "It's your mom. Ha, no, im kidding. Theres no such thing as the Turkey of the sea"

Customer- "You are a comic"

Tuna Fish by The_Buddy August 13, 2010

Tuna a la glass 

A delicacy made out of a can of tuna and powdered glass. Mix the glass into the tuna, and serve to cats. The cats will love it as it cuts through their teeth and gums, and will enjoy the experience of crapping it out, if they live long enough.

"Honey, those stray cats are coming around again. I think we better give them Tuna a la Glass this time."

Tuna a la glass by Rossi October 11, 2004

tuna fish sammich 

stickin a dollar in your mouth and shoving your face between a strippers tits leaving the dollar behind as a tip

no example available, just do it

tuna fish sammich by S.B. March 16, 2005

tuna melt surprise 

to have a girl suck another woman's pussy juice off your dick

have unprotected sex with a woman, then go to another woman's place and have her suck you off. when your done ask her how it tasted. then tell her that its called a tuna melt surprise

tuna melt surprise by joeyab July 13, 2011