mouse tomato

a girl or woman who spends too much time at a computer. A female version of mouse potato.
She spends at least five hours a day. She is really a mouse tomato.
by uttam maharjan November 03, 2012
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Tomato Ramen

Another name for spaghetti. Used to convince your Asian friends to eat at the Italian restaurant with you.
D: Should we go to Il Fornaio tonight?
B: Bleh. Nah lol
(B is of mainly Asian decent)
D: Why not, they have tomato ramen!
B: You right, let’s go
by Dude It’s Me! October 28, 2018
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Itchy Tomato

The red and swollen labia of a woman with a shaved pussy and a yeast infection, as a result of prolonged intercourse.
I need some vagisil and an ice pack to cool down my itchy tomato.
by BigBrotherD June 21, 2015
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Toasted Tomato

When you do anal and give her butt burn
I did anal with my gf last night and she woke up with a toasted tomato
by GangbangGrandma February 22, 2016
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tomato-envy

Shortly after planting tomatoes in the urban garden in your backyard, patio, balconey, hydroponic or inverted planter, you notice that everyone else's tomato plants are taller, leafier, greener and possessing more and bigger tomatoes than your plants.
"How are your tomato plants coming along?" Zeke asked Dana.
"They suck! I have serious tomato-envy because Rhoda planted her's TWO WEEKS after I did and she already has tomatoes! I have one measly little green one!" Dana replied.
by bingo lingo May 12, 2010
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crushing the tomato

Similar to popping the cherry, but with an overweight woman.

Taking the virginity of an overweight woman.
Guy 1: Dude, I totally popped Becky's cherry last night.
Guy 2: Bro, Becky is like 250 pounds, you weren't popping the cherry, you were crushing the tomato.
by datmanydocris January 15, 2016
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tomato town

literally the worst place to land in fortnite
Guy 1: yo let's drop tomato town
Guy 2: lol no, it's garbage like you
by 😩👏🏻 August 25, 2018
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