taeing

A word used to describe an individual that has a strange tendency to be up all night and sleep during the day. Speculation says that this individual is actually a vampire none other than The Count, spending his nights counting and looking at porn involving purple women. It is not uncommon to hear an "Ah Ah....Ahhhhhhh" echo in the night as he finishes his nightly fapp- err flapping.

Guy 1: "where's tae been?"
guy 2: "oh, he's been busy taeing."

by gigalo_latsuma December 7, 2011

Toenitheu Jesus

Toenitheu Jesus( toe-nith-u-penis) is a alpha wolf man who has a alter ego, AKA Tony. He uses this alter ego to hide the fact that he is a hot sexy beast who gives toe jobs toe random squirrels on the sidewalk. although at first glance he may seem like a mega boner doner hottie who pulls all the elderly men, he does have a secret soft spot. His weakness is right between his big juicy ass cheeks. Tonypoo loves his “Daddychipmunk” who basically is this mega sextron squirrel who carries all around his acorns and nuts and such and sticks them in peoples butthole. Toenitheu is a big fan of this ritual. Tony chooses solely to wear spandex to everywhere he goes to put his 282728293837372992283737282737363 kilometer slong on display because he’s a little whore with a degrading kink. heard he wore fortnite spandex with his blazer at his baptism and the pastor got a boner. All in all Tony is a soft core hottie guy and all the other guys hate him and wanna be him cuz they’re jealous.

“yo did you see that video of that super hot sexy Toenitheu Jesus man sucking some squirrels nuts?”

“yeah he’s such a sexy reckless baddie… i heard he even had to go to ER for rabies or something cuz his sexy ass went total beast mode.”

by penisloverxoxo26 November 22, 2021

aroma-toking

1) an involunatary vapor inhalation, caused by a bodily function.

"paul, go to plankerville to do that! i'm aroma-toking over here"

by tina miller April 24, 2008

[nigga] [toenails]

self explanatory

damn bro when was the last time you cut them nigga toenails?

we used his nigga toenails to rip open the blunt wrap

by Travioly August 27, 2008

toenails

a word to describe the act of fucking your mates off for a girl or something not involving your friends

TOENAILS!! steve isn't coming out tonight he is busy toenailing his new girlfriend!

by ben reader May 31, 2007

teeing off

a phrase refering to masturbation. A.K.A beating off, jerking off. If one says they have a 4:00 tee time, it would mean that individual is planning to masturbate at 4:00.

Nick: hey pal!
Jay: hey there good friend.
Nick: whats up?
Jay:oh nothing much, just finished teeing off.
Nick:atta boy;)

by jaysonderulo December 7, 2010

Toking up

Smoking weed, usually a rolled marijuana cigarette or cigar indicated by the use of "toking"

Guy 1: What are you doing?
Guy 2: Toking up, man.

by Mortt September 30, 2016