Max

A tall but skinny creature who has better acceleration than a cheetah. He is often put off as number 2 but don’t underestimate his speed.
That boy’s a Max.
by Big Man 62 September 06, 2019
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Means he has a juicy penis and like to fuck all day he also has a giraffe neck and likes black girl booty
by Shit15273 January 23, 2020
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An asshole that is an actual pedofile who brags about all the "great" stuff they do and makes fun of anyone who does anything different
Yo f**k Max, that dude is an a**hole
by Oofsanity December 11, 2017
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Max can be a super cool guy at times. He can often he seen stroking his beard in several different ways, depending on his state of mind. Although, most of the time he’s just stoopy and drinks from a super noisy water bottle! Gives people real 1/4 bottle empty feels...
Girl: What’s that noise? It’s so annoying

Boy: Ugh, that’s just stoopy Max and his water bottle
Girl: *makes water bottle noise*
by Sootyash April 10, 2019
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Max is a rapist who goes to St andrews cathedral school he is currently in love with a girl named Izzy and loves to eat.
Max was raping a girl.
by Shshhana October 19, 2017
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He loves to take girls out for food usually Nando’s, he is usually extremely strong and don’t put up with bull shit, he usually goes for blondes, he is extremely handsome, he wants back but small breast, he is rich and has a big penis
I went to max house last night
by Ruby Atkinson October 26, 2019
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